Your ailment is easy to diagnose.
Because diarrhea of the mouth is pretty much the only way to explain why you would tell someone on a first date that you were breastfed until the age of 5.
When words are not enough (or, in your case, way too much), turn to Caroline Carlisle jewelry. The recently launched line is by local girl Caroline Blankenbeckler, whose background in art history allows her to see gemstones — like Brazilian tourmalines, Burmese spinels, and Russian staurolites — as masterpieces waiting to happen.
Speak softly in her hand-twisted hoops in 18-karat yellow gold, or speak up in a pair of South Sea pearl earrings with tiny diamonds. Send a timeless message in the Imperial Dragon necklace made with Tahitian pearls and emeralds.
With such smart and intricate pieces, you’ll have no trouble making the right kind of statement.
No matter what’s coming out of your mouth.
Available at Forty Five Ten, 4510 McKinney Avenue, Knox/Henderson (214-559-4510). To see styles, go to carolinecarlisledesigns.com.