We’re not judging you. But those stacks of magazines and unopened eBay boxes that you’re trying (in vain) to disguise as furniture? They’re calling you out as one big mess.

Which is why you should call out professional organizer Sally McMullin. Just give her a shout and she’ll swoop in for a consultation to tell you what areas of your home need attention.

Then she’ll come back and work her magic on projects like overflowing bookshelves, cluttered kitchens, or disheveled offices. The end result will be an easy-to-use and aesthetically pleasing space (McMullin uses color-coordinated boxes, containers, and bowls).

She’ll even leave you with tips — such as doing the more banal tasks (like sorting through those old Mad Magazines) in fifteen-minute increments — to ensure your home doesn’t reach critical clutter again.

Just the kind of advice most people find very helpful.

But, hey, we’ll let you be the judge.

Sally McMullin (972-672-7953 or sallymcmullin@yahoo.com).