Let’s just say that your culinary reputation precedes you. And not in a good way: Every time you attempt to whip something up, it’s like you’re playing with fire.
So for the good of your entire building, perhaps it’s time you started buying from locally based St. Lucia Bread Company.
The delicious breads come in eight all-natural varieties like pear with walnuts (made from delicious Bartletts), chocolate chunk (filled with the dark variety), and apple cinnamon nut (starring only the finest Granny Smiths). And for a longer shelf life, you can store them in the freezer (no need to remove them beforehand from their commemorative Texas flag tins).
True, you’ll be shelling out — rather than kneading — a little dough to cover all your new baked goods.
But that’s why you’re the bread winner.
Available online at stluciabread.com.