July 2, 2007

Throne Improvement

PeaceMaker Toilet Seat Lifter

You like to make a splash. Just not when you’re half asleep at 3 a.m.

And since your combative S.O. clearly has no interest in putting the lid down, it’s up to you keep the peace.

Or install the PeaceMaker toilet seat lifter, a hands-free way to control lifting and lowering the commode’s top via a convenient foot pedal that attaches to any standard john.

The offending party just steps on the pedal. When the seat lifts, he does his, er, thing. When he’s done, he steps off, and the seat gently lowers. It’s that easy, so he doesn’t have to cloud his brain with such difficult concepts as being polite or learning to compromise.

Once the bathroom harmony’s restored, you’ll no longer find yourself questioning your partner’s love.

Or enduring any more rude awakenings.

Available online at amazon.com.