Please. These weekend picks will haunt you.

DRESS
Darkeyes Clothing
What: The Austin designer’s collection includes tops silk-screened and embroidered with original art.
Why: It’ll keep you in stitches.
When: Whenever you feel the need to sew things up.
Where: Online at darkeyesclothing.com.

SHOP
The Gypsy Wagon
What: Your new go-to for funky homewares, one-of-a-kind antiques from Eastern Europe, and more.
Why: The riches.
When: Tues.-Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., 1-6 p.m.
Where: 5211 Bonita Ave. (214-370-8010).

HEAR
Willie Nelson
What: The red-headed stranger sings all your favorite country tunes.
Why: Don’t mess with Texans.
When: Sat., 3 p.m.
Where: Smirnoff Music Centre, 1818 First Ave., Fair Park (214-373-8000).

SEE
Glengarry Glenn Ross
What: Last weekend to see the classic Mamet play about the sales world.
Why: You’re money.
When: Thurs., 7:30 p.m.; Fri., 8 p.m.; Sat., 2 & 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m.
Where: Dallas Theater Center, Kalita Humphreys Theater, 3636 Turtle Creek Blvd., Turtle Creek (214-522-8499).

SCARE
Boo at the Dallas Zoo
What: Meet Dora the Explorer, attend a magic show, and play carnival games.
Why: It’s wild.
When: Sat. & Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: 650 S. R.L. Thornton Fwy., South Dallas (214-670-6826).