December 7, 2007

Got Milk?

Richard Powers, Milk Deliveryman

Husband: Honey, I’m home!

Wife: Hello, dear. Pizza should be here in 30 minutes. Dry cleaning’s been delivered. And your unread newspapers are stacked by your computer.

Husband: Swell! Oh, darn, I forgot to pick up the milk.

Wife: No worries — turns out the milkman still delivers. His name is name is Richard Powers, and he’s the one and only Borden Independent Distributor in Dallas. Richard has been delivering milk for the past nineteen years to families, fraternities, companies — you name it — throughout the area. Plus, he charges only 26 cents per item. So now instead of stopping at the market, you can come straight home from work and clean out the garage.

Husband: Wow. You’re really going to milk this for all it’s worth.

Richard Powers, Borden Independent Distributor (972-613-1162).