No, you can’t gift him with an Oscar for Best Male Lead. But you can get him something that’s worthy of his excellent performance. The nominees are …

Best Action/Adventure
Book him a fishing trip with TailWaters Flyfishing Co. (2416 McKinney Avenue; 214-219-2500) and send him on his way with a fourteen-piece bar briefcase — perfect for cocktails on the go (Forty Five Ten, 4510 McKinney Avenue; 214-559-4510). Afterward, hose him down with something appropriately manly.

Best Wardrobe
Magnetic collar stays keep his shirt just as upright and reliable as he is; throw in a whimsical tie so people don’t get the wrong impression.

Best Comedy
An Alexandra Knight alligator pocket jotter makes for a perfect place to pen his snappiest one-liners. Confidential, a coffee table book featuring look-alikes in compromising positions (e.g., the Queen of England on the toilet), keeps houseguests guffawing. And with a hefty dose of early SNL, he’ll surely be all smiles.

Feel-Good Hit of the Season
The Homme Improvement facial is the men’s version of Bliss’s popular triple oxygen facial (2440 Victory Park Lane; 214-397-4168). Followed by a good smoke pulled from his new Csonka pocket cigar case, it’s the perfect ending to a stressful day.

Any of these presents will mean more to him than some silly ol’ statue.

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