December 26, 2007

Read ‘Em and Weep

A DailyCandy Reader Letter

Every day we send you an e-mail telling you what’s up. But we also receive hundreds from people giving us their latest scoop. Some make us happy; some make us sad; others just gross us out.

To: DailyCandy
From: Maude
Subject: New Product Launch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have an exciting new product to tell you about. It all started when I was driving home from work one day and had to pee. Bad. I was on the freeway and there was nowhere to pull over, and I was really getting desperate. I looked around the car for a suitable receptacle, found only an old Coke bottle (opening too small). So I grabbed a towel, shoved it under me, and relieved myself. I’m not proud of this fact. But I had no choice. Then it struck me: I would invent a driver’s seat that converts to a toilet! You simply press a button and the seat retracts to reveal a commode. You could even have a built-in toilet paper dispenser!

I’m still in the planning stages, but I’m very excited and knew you would want to hear about it first. Once I have a prototype, may I send it along for review?

Um, sure, and we’ll get right back to you, Maude.

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