April 14, 2008

There Was a Little Girl Who Had a Little Curl

Curl-ease Towel

Dear Frizz,

It’s officially over. We tried to make it work, but no matter what I do, you always manage to ruin everything.

I’ve got something that showed me things don’t have to be so difficult: Curl-ease.

I love to feel it wrapped around me when I am wet. It takes me to new heights then brings me down gently. I could never go back to your harmful ways of sucking the life out of me and making me look bad. And just so you know, I don’t have to use any electronic gadgets with my new love. It totally pleasures me the old-fashioned way.

So this is good-bye. I wish you well, but I fear you are going to face many hairy situations in the future.

Take care,
Curly Hair

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