Shower Him Silly

2008 Father’s Day Gift Guide

Fast cars, German beer, late nights on the sofa watching Letterman — all things you have in common with your old man.

In honor of his comedic hero, here are The Top Ten Things He Wants for Father’s Day:

10. A sweet gift of gratitude.

9. A ritual even a man can follow.

8. Something essential yet rare.

7. A convertible. (Hey, he didn’t define the terms.)

6. Something off the cuff but classy.

5. A place to recharge his batteries.

4. A picture-perfect country house.

3. Payback for all the earfuls he gave you over the years.

2. A relaxing stay in Aruba — or the closest thing your budget can afford.

1. What else? Man’s best friend, of course.

You always did share his sense of humor.

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