You’re known more for your subtle digs than your saccharine sentiments.

So when it’s time to send the very best, Hallmark won’t do.

J-Dig Cards, the new, aptly named, Dallas-based greeting card company, always gets the message right. Their far from flowery sayings are humorous yet inoffensive — most of the time, anyway.

The line includes missives for all the regular occasions, as well as a few nontraditional holidays and milestones. Like the one that congrats someone on being promoted from one cubicle to another or the style with bull shit written inside and the literal cartoon version on the cover.

Each card is as earth friendly as it is funny, thanks to the 100 percent post-consumer stock it’s printed on. So you can feel good about what you’re sending.

Even if the message stings a little bit.

Available at Paperie & Co., 5331 East Mockingbird Lane, suite 170 (214-821-8811 or paperieandco.com); online at j-digcards.com.