September 5, 2008

Driving Miss Lazy

My Private Driver Chauffeur Service

You’ve taken down a whole pizza. Done the nasty with a teenager. Even walked the dog in your underpants (and nothing else). All while under the influence.

But there is no humor in drinking and driving.

So go ahead and put My Private Driver on speed dial.

The local driving service will bend over backward to get your drunk ass home safe. Like a personal chauffeur avail 24/7, they’ll even drive your wheels if you don’t want to be shuttled around in their rigs (sedans and limos).

And if you’re too hungover to run errands the next day, they’ll drop the kids at school and fetch your dry cleaning. With prices starting at just $28 an hour, it’s well worth the luxury.

’Cause there’s nothing funny about spending the night in the drunk tank.

My Private Driver (972-245-1270 or myprivatedriver.com).

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