Dallas - October 17, 2008

Tap That Ass

A Gay for a Day Lifestyle Service

Those gays.

They’re snappy dressers, throw dazzling parties, and make a mean souffle.

Which is why you need Jason Napolitan. The founder of A Gay for a Day will clean your closets (that sequin sheath has got. to. go.), host a neighborhood soiree, and choose gifts for all 25 of your closest friends — or he’ll find someone who will.

Working with a team of fabulous friends, the 27-year-old homo will do everything from plan a kick-ass anniversary outing to get your grass mowed (girl, they have lesbians for that) — and he does it with style and precision.

Hire him for an hour, a day (as the name implies), or a month. He’s at your service, whether you need someone to out your ex or pick out your lingerie.

Just don’t ask him to be your boyfriend.

A Gay for a Day (214-680-8138 or agayforaday.com).