Gift him according to his animal instincts this holiday season.
Monkey See, Monkey Do
He’ll go apeshit for David Weeks’s Hanno the Gorilla (Haven, 2416 Victory Park Lane; 214-954-1515) and totally bananas for some local Effin hot sauce. Speaking of bananas, stuff his stocking with brightly colored tighty whities.
Doggy Style
He’s a baller (or so he likes to think), so he’ll love a personalized Duck Bill money clip (Nasher Sculpture Center Store, 2001 Flora Street; 214-242-5110). An impressive bottle of 12-year-old whisky is sure to impress his boys, especially if it’s served in silver silk-screened glasses.
Night Owl
He’ll give new meaning to twinkle toes as he shuffles around at all hours in a pair of LED slippers. And burning the midnight oil will be way more bearable in a pair of old-school jammies. His lack of sleep means he needs all the energy he can get. This solar-panel messenger bag stores energy in a battery to power his PDA and iPod.
Full of Bull
He’ll show up all his buds at the next tailgate with the coolest cooler and jazziest Longhorn gear. Give him a competitive edge at the barbie with local, flavorful olive oil. And keep him entertained for hours with the limited-edition Guts and Glory: the Glory Age of American Football.
Snoozy Sloth
You’re not about to change his lazy ways. But Jonathan Adler can help you hide the evidence with a remote-control box. A vintage pillow like this may turn even you into a couch potato.
Don’t forget to sign off: Happy holidays to you; you live in a zoo.