You moved here with big dreams of wearing Luccheses to work and hooking an oil-and-gas heir. Instead you have thrift-store boots and a dude who has plenty of pipe dreams. No matter. Channel your inner country girl at The Gypsy Wagon. Today and tomorrow, the kitschy shelter shop will host Mini Round Top, a two-day trunk show with a trio of vendors from the famous antiques fair that ended last week. Around the Bend Willow Furniture makes country-style wood pieces — twig benches, birch trunks — while Vintage Sculpture crafts funky figurines and campy wall mirrors with discarded tin, bottle caps, car emblems, and more. Wichita Falls-based Found Images sells accents like pillows and lampshades featuring vintage posters and photographs. In true Texas style, there’ll be chips, salsa, and cold longnecks, too. At least somebody knows the drill. Available at The Gypsy Wagon, 5211 Bonita Avenue (214-370-8010 or the-gypsy-wagon.com).