There once was a dude called Baker Man.
He lived for anything made with a pan.

One day while slaving in the kitchen,
He created something totally bitchin’.
Patty Cakes is how they’re known,
The chocolate-covered balls we were shown.

Flavors like red velvet and banana nut you should know,
As well as Italian cream, toffee crunch, and cookie dough.
But peppermint chocolate is our fave.
We try to resist, but we always cave.

But, hmm, there’s Oreo, too.
The tiebreak is up to you.
Add toppings like sprinkles and candy bites,
For a mouthful of goodness that truly delights.

Our remedy for such a shenanigan?
Eating everything made by the sweet Baker Man.
Sugar always does the trick.
Patty Cakes are our new go-to pick.

Available at Drip Coffee, 4343 Lovers Lane (214-599-7800 or dripcoffeeco.com). For larger orders, e-mail pattycakesbythebakerman@yahoo.com.