What do you get when you combine a human water fountain and a glitter graffiti artist with a private Sister Sledge performance?

a) Acid on acid.
b) A suburban preschool carnival.
c) Caplan Miller Events.

All are correct, but c is the only answer that matters. The Austin-based company manned by four young Texas-bred chicks delivers whatever your heart desires for weddings, birthdays, corporate parties, and bar mitzvahs.

The three-year old operation may call the Hill Country home, but the girls want to start delivering their signature swanky shindigs to Dallas. (Or Austin. Or wherever your party is.)

Just give ’em a ring and they’ll come to you packed with whimsical ideas (custom furnishings, private plane wedding send-offs, live Vegas acts) and local vendor info (one of the gals used to be director of catering at The Stoneleigh).

You’ll totally trip.

Caplan Miller Events (512-610-7700 or caplanmiller.com).