Your prom memories reek of Boone’s Farm, Durex, and soiled chiffon.
You deserve a redo that doesn’t stink. Get one tomorrow night: House of Dang is remaking the high school dance with Prom 2009, a retro party for grown-ups.
Throw on some kick-ass garb (the more ruffles, polyester, and sequins the better) and take a date (or not) to the funky East Dallas clothing shop. Then dance the night away to old-school faves (ten bucks that Debbie Gibson, Madonna, and Prince will be on shuffle).
FYI: Don’t shrug off the outfit (like last time). There’s a costume contest to award a guy and gal worthy of prom king and queen status. And Vanity Stand will be on-site with a pimped-out vintage photo booth to capture your every move.
Smells like teen spirit.
Tomorrow, 6-10 p.m., at House of Dang, 4219 Bryan Street (214-827-1146 or thehouseofdang.com).