You can sniff out a ghostwriter 100 manicures away. (Fat chance Suzy Socialite actually penned that Splenda diet 300-pager.)

But there’s nothing illegit about Credible Paranormal, a North Texas group that investigates claims of spectral activity.

Call the ghost-busting gang — a kids’ fashion designer, wealthy entrepreneur, some geeky guys — and they’ll come out to see if your house is really haunted. They set out to record verifiable evidence of paranormal occurrences via audio and video, also using nuts-and-bolts devices like cat ball toys with ringing bells to hear spirits if they move.

Former cases include the Old Red Courthouse, Hotel Lawrence, and several anonymous spooked residences. Visit the site to hear recordings (hoo ha ha ha) from past investigations.

The crew is also open to new members serious about the craft.

Look who’s a ghost rider now.

Credible Paranormal (469-879-7254 or credibleparanormal.com).