If walls could talk, you’d be in deep shit.

Here’s a cover story: One Up Designs’s wall graphics.

The local company makes removable (but not reusable) vinyl decals for smooth and dry surfaces. Perfect for dressing up a wall, they can also be applied to certain furnishings (and look oh so cute on a sleek media console or Parsons desk).

The 25-plus designs range from kiddo-friendly elephants, robotic aliens, and jumbo chimps to frilly fronds and bluebells and chic Murano and Sputnik chandeliers. Most come in a glossy finish, but matte options are available for select looks and colors.

The decals are packaged with step-by-step, illustrated instructions and a plastic application tool to keep the job simple.

If only you were so harmless.

Available online at one-updesigns.com.