The last time you tried repairing a leaky faucet, Waterworld II broke out on the screen. (And fridge. And stove. And tiles.)Next doomsday, cast Handy Dan the Handyman.SMU alum Lou Olerio handles projects big and small — from remodeling bathrooms and building gazebos to installing appliances and hanging flat-screens. Handy Dan also offers free (yes, free) home energy efficiency audits that take less than two hours. Of course, he’ll also tackle any problem areas (solar-powered attic fan, anyone?).Free quotes are available on the company’s site; just fill out the form and you’ll get a response within 24 hours. You can even schedule an appointment online.Bye-bye, meltdowns.Handy Dan the Handyman (214-252-1628 or handy-dan.com).