You’re completely turned off by PDA. But a personal doting assistant? You’re in love with the idea.As are Lauren Padgett and Kelly Oujezdsky (say “o-jet-ski”). So the Dallas natives started Total Concierge DFW, a service for busybodies trying to catch a break.Need someone to meet the FedEx guy, mail the bills, and run birthday cupcakes to your best friend before noon? These girls sign, seal, and deliver.From letting in the AC repairman to booking the dentist and mani/pedi, there is no errand, chore, or house call too small for the company, which charges $25 per hour. (And hooray for no pesky minimums.) Biggies like personal shopping, scoring sports tickets, and arranging travel plans are also on the services roster.The gals will even address, stamp, and mail letters or thank-you notes.They’re not afraid of affection.Total Concierge DFW (214-519-3396 or totalconciergedfw.com).