At last year’s Thanksgiving dinner, Gramps said he was thankful for Viagra, and Uncle Danny copped a feel as he passed the sweet potatoes.
Join fellow victims of dysfunctional families at The Double J Hacienda & Art Ranch’s Misfit Thanksgiving. This Friday and Saturday, the artsy riverfront retreat about 45 minutes west of Fort Worth invites peeps to regain sanity by unleashing their creative spirit.
Activities include poetry readings, yoga, campfire stories, jam sessions, horseback riding, canoeing, and games galore.
Breakfast is provided; lunch and dinner is potluck. Rates are $99 for one night or $150 for two and help support local charity New Haven Helping Hands.
At least someone’s hands are being put to good use.
The Double J Hacienda & Art Ranch, 133 Seybold Road, Mineral Wells (940-325-1813 or djartranch.com).
Photo: Lisa Dirks