Everybody have fun tonight. (Just go easy on the Wang Chung.)

SEE
Monster Jam
What: Gigantic trucks like Captain American, Bulldozer, and Obsession roll over everything in their way.
Why: Big wheels keep on turning.
When: Sun., 2 p.m.
Where:

With resort season near, your thoughts naturally turn to tropical destinations, fruity drinks, and bikinis.

Your body? Not quite on board yet. (Only five pounds to go!)

So for now, pick up a copy of Louise Dean’s Becoming Strangers

Cheerleading was every girl’s dream. Except yours, of course. The short skirts? Objectification. The random school rhymes? Pointless yelling. Perky smiles? Vomit.

But those pompoms? Those were kind of cute.

Much like PomPom Dimmers, clever devices that allow you to ...

Bound for H-Town this weekend? Now you are. (Really, there’s more to Texas than Dallas.)

BUY
Hong Kong City Mall
What: Shop hundreds of specialty restaurants, stores, and a gigantic supermarket in Houston’s new Chinatown.
Why: Far East meets far ...

Have you no shame?

The fuzzy bunny get-up on Easter was one thing. But the Thanksgiving pilgrim, raunchy Christmas elf, and diaper-clad Baby New Year left permanent scars on everyone’s psyche.

Your sad attempts to dress up Fifi have caused your pooch some ...

Newsflash, Einstein: Your Mensa membership card was not lost in the mail.

But having mastered Sudoku, road maps, and that universal remote you got for Christmas, you might be ready for a new challenge.

Pegasus Theatre’s Mind over Murder! can ...

Junior high is no time for fashion commitments.

And yet you’re forever bonded with your banana clips, cassette tapes, and, of course, your beloved Air Jordans.

But MJ’s retired (for now) and those sneakers don’t fit like they did in sixth ...