Thread over Heels

No one wants to be that guy.

You know, the one holding his girlfriend’s purse in the mall. And yet men everywhere are regularly relegated to just that role by their so-called beloveds.

Time for the ladies to return the ...

Bikini Envy

You’re no stranger to the deadly sins.

Vanity? That would explain the $300 you just spent on hair products. Gluttony? Go ask the doughnuts you devoured last night. Sloth? Your code word for “way of life.”

But your current spiritual ...

Start Your Engines

It’s not like you can’t keep a secret.

You just choose not to. Like when you told everyone about your best friend’s engagement. (It just slipped out. Really.) Or the time you leaked it to your boyfriend’s mom that he ...

Kiss and Shell

You? A scaredy-cat? You betcha.

When lightning strikes, shadows appear, or loud noises sound, you’re under the covers.

So the thought of venturing out for an African safari? You’ll pass, thanks. You prefer your ferocious animals in a zoo.

Want ...

Golden Showers

If April showers bring May flowers, what should one make of Showers in July?

A brilliant sample sale, of course.

Riddles aside, beloved Dallas jewelry designer Elizabeth Showers, known for some of the hottest baubles in town, is taking her ...

Suit Yourself

Like the temperature, your size fluctuates.

Your shoes are always a seven. Unless only an eight is left on the sale rack. Rings are a petite five. Except during allergy season, of course. And your bra? A 36B. At certain times of ...

Sweet and Lowdown

It’s not like you haven’t tried to love high heels.

You’ve bravely hobbled down grocery store aisles and around parking lots with a patient smile on your face, knowing full well that you look more like a giant newborn on ...