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The world’s definitely going to the dogs.

You knew this was true the moment you realized it was easier to teach Fifi to roll over than it was to get your new boyfriend to put the toilet seat down.

Sheet Dreams

We all have our dirty laundry.

But from midnight snacks to one-night macks, nothing tells sordid tales like your favorite sheets.

So it’s only fitting that they get the very best treatment. Foster Cleaners will wash away all your ...

Fits like a Glove

It’s a sad but unavoidable truth: You and your chores don’t belong in the same universe.

The garbage causes a gag reflex. Dusting irritates your allergies. And doing the dishes makes your soft, supple hands look like an alligator’s back.

Get ...

Show and Sell

What a fickle creature you are.

One glimpse at the fall collections and you abandoned the bright colors of spring and summer with nary a compunction. Now if only all those kelly-green tank tops and yellow miniskirts would stop staring ...

PC Does It

Oh, joy! An instant message from your long-lost Australian BFF.

She’s sent you a link; you click with confidence, even though it’s 3 a.m. in Sydney. After all, her track record is superb: Those fuzzy koala bears on tiny bikes ...

Lucky Dog

The dog days of summer are here. But what’s Fido got to show for it? A few trips to the park and some burrs in his fur. Don’t you dare treat your firstborn like a stepchild. Make him feel like ...