There’s a fine line between love and hate.

Especially when it comes to your relationships. One day, it’s the bee’s knees. The next, you’re ready to buzz off.

You could learn a thing about togetherness from Tracy Rathbun and Lynae ...

You know it. We know it. The casting agents know it.

And yet you continue to deny that your obsession with being on a reality show is more than just a passing fancy. A valiant effort, but it’s not working.

Lady Luck’s a fickle mistress.

Which explains why she seldom shows you any love. And why all hell breaks loose whenever you walk under a ladder, open an umbrella indoors, or come face to face with the number thirteen.

But ...

Father may know best, but we know what’s good for you this weekend.

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Freezer Sale
What: Local high-end department store’s favorite wholesaler sells caramel brownies, pecan kringles, and lobster cakes to the public.
Why: Don’t even think  about giving ...

Whoa. Slow your roll there, cowboy.

It may be high noon, but the only thing you’ll be drawing is lunch money from the ATM. (Yes, even in Texas.)

How to stay true to the ways of the Old West? With ...

Newsflash, people.

Your emotions cannot be trusted. Especially during those way-too-frequent times when they tell you it’s perfectly normal to attack the personal property of your miserable ex and the cheating landlord with a two-by-four.

Instead of wearing your feelings ...

You’ve been there. And maybe done that, too.

A backyard cookout of grilled burgers with all the fixings? That was Memorial Day. A home-delivered, deep-fried turkey? It redefined Thanksgiving. There’s only one problem: Everyone’s holding out for your next ...