A Ghost of a Chance

My, my, my. Aren’t we original?

Because no one’s going to notice that you’ve been wearing the same white sheet for three Halloweens in a row.

Unless they do. In which case we suggest you contact Bea Harper. The local ...

The Weekend Guide

Red Rover, Red Rover, let the weekend come over.

SCARE
Dallas Museum of Art Late Nights
What: Get into the Halloween groove with a downtown hayride, spooky classical music, and more.
Why: That’s the spirit.
When: Fri., 6 p.m.-midnight.
Where:

Paint Misbehavin’

You do quite a bit of gossiping in your own house. On the phone, over the computer, through the chimney.

And if those walls could talk, you’d be in trouble.

Good thing you can decide what kind of statement they make ...

Come Jell or High Water

When was the last time your bath gave you a hug? (No, we’re not trying to scare you.)

Allow us to introduce you to your new (and nonthreatening) BFF: the Jellybath. Select single-foot or full-tub possibilities, depending on your amount ...

Door or Less

Step 1: Wear a white shirt.
Step 2: Spill coffee.
Step 3: Begin deep breathing exercises.

But before you move on to the next step (curse like a sailor), turn to Door2Door. The service picks up your not-so-clean clothing and brings ...

Questionable Behavior

We know you’re always up for Twenty Questions, Socrates.

Assuming, of course, you can count on the answers to reveal the true nature of your beliefs. But when it’s time to explain why your dryer’s on the fritz? You might ...

Making Your Marcus

They say a picture speaks a thousand words.

But it’s your artistic eye (or lack thereof) that tells volumes.

Not that we don’t enjoy a shot (or ten) of your thumb, but perhaps it’s time you seek out a little ...

The Weekend Guide

Ignore Big Tex. (It’s hard, we know.)

CELEBRATE
Otsukimi
What: Take part in a moon viewing — one of the oldest Japanese traditions.
Why: Sake to us.
When: Thurs., 6:30-10 p.m.
Where: Dallas Arboretum, 8525 Garland Rd., Lakewood (214-342-2022).