Et tu, feng shui?

Oh, there you are. We couldn’t see you through the morass of bamboo, mirrors, and fans. So how’s your luck doing? Still the same? It’s no ancient Chinese secret why you feel ripped off.

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Sorry to disappoint, loverboy. Everybody’s really been working for this weekend.

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World Series of Video Games 
What: Cyber athletes move one step closer to the prize in six circuits of Xbox and PC games.
Why: The ...

Show some spirit, Yankee Doodle. We’re saddling up and riding our ponies to Austin this weekend.

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Wimberley’s July 4th Parade
What: All-American pageant with Boy Scouts, floats, and antique cars.
Why: March to the beat of a different drummer.

It’s summertime, folks. And your living hasn’t been easy. Until now.

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Process and Collaboration
What: Last chance to see Chuck Close’s painted prints from 1972 to 2005.
Why: Time to get up close and personal.
When: Tues.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 ...

You may speak no evil and hear no evil.

But you see plenty of it every day when you look in the mirror at your neglected skin, ravaged by forces of darkness (and sunlight and allergens and airborne devils).

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Q: How do you know you’re a shut-in?
A: Your pizza guy, dog, and local Jehovah’s Witnesses comprise the bulk of your social life.

Only problem: When Fido gets sick, you’re forced to venture outside your comfort zone.

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Everything sounds better in French.

Except for sentiments like “you have bad hair,” “you have no manners,” and “1985 called and wants its shoulder pads back.”

Parisian Guillaume Coutheillas, owner of the new company LifeStyleDesign, can’t wait to get his mains