Food & Drink

That's Using Your Bean

Get Your Hands on Tonx.org's Limited-Edition Coffees

tonx.org microroaster!

Waking up with Lisa Lamapnelli, Flavor Flav, and Jeffrey Ross on the brain can mean only one thing: You need a good roast.

Let Tonx.org emcee your morning. The new microroaster’s coffee — and its flash sales — are no joke.

Tracking down the most promising ethically farmed varietals of the season, roast master Tony Konecny (who fell into the biz at Seattle’s seminal Victrola Coffee, developed Intelligentsia’s first L.A. coffee bar and roastery, and has been a consultant to coffee bars and microroasters ever since) executes each small batch to provide the very best at-home brew.

Find out via email when new goods pop up. Missed the Kenya Karatina and the El Salvador Finca Matalapa Guayabo? The limited quantities go lightning fast. But come September, a subscription service with exclusive editions, perks, and, most importantly, bimonthly shipments of beans, will launch.

Because you without a cup of joe? That’s comedy central.

Available online at tonx.org, $14-$45. To subscribe, go to tonx.org/subs.

Photo: Courtesy of Tonx.org