Monet’s “Water Lilies”? Too tranquil. Pollock’s paint splashes? Lacking in direction. Rothko’s colour planes? A child could do better.

It’s impossible to find artwork that satisfies your tastes. But thanks to genius new website Create My Art, the perfect drawing, painting, sculpture or textile will be executed according to your exacting standards.

Choose from a battalion of artists (whose biographies and portfolios are available online) to create your bespoke piece. They’ll review size, colour, style and budget specifications to come up with suitable proposals — and you’ll be able to view the work in progress to check it’s on the right track.

From a glass shard rendering of your dog to an otherworldly oil painting for the mantel, satisfy your artistic leanings while lending support to an up-and-coming talent.

It’s the perfect form of expression.

Available online at createmyart.com. £150 and up.

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