When it comes to baby fashion, the words “gender neutral” are code for “subtle pea green” (nothing to envy about that).

Make the case for simple white instead. To wit: Oeuf’s new baby layette.

The modern kiddie brand — known for clean lines and eco-conscious design — delivers a selection of baby basics that lives up to its reputation. The entire collection — from beanies to blankets — is made under fair trade conditions in certified organic Peruvian cotton.

Items come in sizes 3 to 24 months and include kimono-style onesies and tees, jumpers with and without feet, long- and short-sleeve tees, pants, and ruffled diaper covers. No need to fear baby blowouts; nothing takes a splash of bleach quite like an all-white wardrobe.

Perfect for your blank canvas.

Available online at oeufnyc.com, $12-$56.

Photo: Courtesy of Oeuf

PUTT
Fore the Planet
What: When you play the eighteen-hole miniature golf course (part of the Vetri Foundation for Children Fundraiser), 50 percent of proceeds goes toward chef Marc Vetri’s healthy eating initiative.
Why: It’s the last week to wander through the Christmas tree maze (thanks, mild winter).
When: Thurs., 5-8 p.m.
Where: Linvilla Orchards, 137 W. Knowlton Rd., Media (610-876-7116). Info at 215-732-3478. Mini golf, adults, $7; children under 11, $5; Christmas tree maze, adults and children, $5; with a round of golf, $4.

SCAT
Jazz Headz: Philadelphia’s Contribution to Jazz
What: Kids make puppets while you sip wine and listen to standouts from the local music scene.
Why: It costs way less than last Saturday night’s baby-sitting bill.
When: Fri., 6-8 p.m.; puppets, 6-7 p.m.
Where: Woodmere Art Museum, 9201 Germantown Ave. (215-247-0476). Adults and teens, $20; under 12, free.

MEOW
The Cat in the Hat
What: The famous feline drops by for story time in honor of Dr. Seuss’s birthday.
Why: He’s got mad rhymes.
When: Fri., 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3:30 p.m.
Where: Please Touch Museum, Memorial Hall, Fairmount Park, 4231 Ave. of the Republic (215-581-3181). Adults and children, $15; under 1, free.