You’re on deck for your favorite baseball team. What’s your at-bat song?

“Little Red Corvette,” by Prince.

What’s the worst haircut you ever had?

I think we all know what the worst one is, and I most definitely had it. As a teen, I was obsessed with ’90s R&B girl groups (shout out to Xscape and TLC), and Jennifer Aniston debuted The Rachel the year before I started high school. Please take a moment to Google the hair scenarios going on above: A mullet was bound to happen to me sometime.

What would you name your memoirs?

Everything Tastes Better with Sriracha and Honey (because in my book, everything does).