You’re the Kelly Slater of Wednesday night surf yoga.

But thanks to genetics (we still love you, Mom), your thighs haven’t exactly jumped on board.

Firm, nourish, and soften skin with the Seaweed Leaf Body Ritual wrap at Nob Hill Spa.

Start with a full-body scrub to remove dead skin cells before rinsing off in a hot shower. A massage therapist then applies organic strips of nutrient-packed seaweed (harvested off the coast of Ireland) from calf to clavicle and bundles you in a thermal blanket.

Get a head and neck massage while the greens (we barely noticed the aquatic odor) work to reduce the appearance of cellulite. Postwrap, a silky seaweed moisturizer leaves you beaming.

Looks like someone’s got her sea legs.

Available at Nob Hill Spa, 1075 California Street, at Taylor Street (415-345-2888 or nobhillspa.com), $215.

Photo: Courtesy of Nob Hill Spa