No, she wasn’t hot after a pair of Miu Mius. The panicked thing was trying to get a signal on her Motorola Vader.

(Why do these poor souls shop alone in the first place?)

We digress: This was no ordinary Vader. It was dotted top to bottom with bright red Swarovski crystals.

Curious, we approached with caution. “Honey, don’t you know it’s impossible to get a signal in here?” A faint smile (ah, sisterhood!). Then we went in for the kill. “Where did you get that fabulous phone?”

She had it Bedazzled by Project Stud, which may sound like a pathetic attempt at cute nomenclature for some new dating service, but is not. Project Stud is the brainchild of Jennifer Oz LeRoy (owner of the Russian Tea Room and Tavern on the Green) and Jennifer Wallack, and glams up just about anything—Palm Pilots, compacts, lipstick cases (think they’ll they do birth-control boxes?). LeRoy and Wallack recently decorated a Knicks hat for Star Jones. And we hear that DJ Samantha Ronson (sister of DailyCandy tank queen Charlotte Ronson) is having her turntable bedazzled.

Now, that has us spinning.