They say you can tell a lot about a man by his feet. Well, boys, then show them off! And do it right!

N.B.: Check out the pedicure guide if need be.

Okay. Reality check. Santiossage Adidas slides are the most comfortable shoes.

Too hip-hop? For something more understated, go with the J. Crew thong.

And, yo, pretty boys! The Gap’s classic flip flops with a thick strap.

Spicoli! Is that you? Go Fast Times (surfer-chic) in Reef Smoothy Sandals. They work with everything from a wetsuit to slacks.

Back to business. For “Dress- Down Fridays”, the conservative prepster can lounge in leather thong sandals from Banana Republic.

And if your toes are not your best feature, cover them! (You know who you are.) Boston- style Birks work for those long walks to the office (Nix the Reeboks, okay?) And no one will snicker, “Stupid hippie…”