Bathroom lines we can handle.

At least we meet people while waiting for the chatty, slightly tipsy foursome in front of the line of to re-emerge.

But there’s nothing worse than stepping into the loo at a bar/party/restaurant, hiking up your little Tracey Feith skirt, and discovering that…

There is no toilet paper to be found.

Your drip-dry nights are over, thanks to the discovery we made wandering the aisles of Duane Reade: CottonBud Travel Toilet Tissue.

Smaller than a lint brush, the compact roll — designed for camping trips (as if!) — comes with its own dispenser and fits into the tiniest of clutches, just like that Prada Kleenex holder you bought a few years ago.

Stay tuned for the Gucci carrying case.