We’ve seen your kind.

You spend more on your cat’s wardrobe than on your own. Bring your hamster to dinner parties. Regale acquaintances with stories of your iguana’s “hilarious” antics.

You’re pet obsessed. Disturbingly so. My Pet Video may be able to help. Run by experienced (and pet-loving) filmmakers, MPV will put together a short film, on video or DVD, that’s a true showcase of your little buddy’s star power. Shot extensively and with TLC, the music-video-like films are edited with the tunes of your choosing. Pets of any ilk are welcomed, from the obligatory cats and dogs to parrots to — we kid you not — cows.

So now, when the urge for over-the-top pet appreciation strikes, you can express it in the privacy of your own living room — and spare the rest of us.

Because your dog may be your best friend, but he shouldn’t be your only friend.

For more information, check out mypetvideo.com or call 310-712-2696.