No one wants to be that girl.

You know, the one sitting at the bar with her jeans tugging down and her derriere in full view. (Mortifying. And all too common.) Still, plumber chick has a point: Belts can be so ugly. Who wouldn’t rather flash some booty than an oversize brass buckle?

Now that’s one lazy-ass excuse, ya exhibitionist, you. (Pun intended. A+ if you caught it.) It’s high time for a better statement. Like Nicole Normandin’s personalized belts.

Here’s the gig. Pick an image you like (your dog, your honey, your logo, yourself). Select belt strap, size, and buckle shape. Send everything to Normandin, specifying whether you like the image as is or would rather she funk it up in Photoshop. The only hard part is selecting an image worthy of your navel.

So go ahead. Wear your heart on your waist.

Unless, of course, you’re not that kind of girl.

Available online at nicnorman.com.