In the beginning, God created stuff.

Then, thanks to humankind, we got the hybrid. Brunch, for example. A gem of an idea. Soon, however, things got a bit out of hand.

To wit: The Labradoodle. Yogilates.

But the latest addition to the often kooky world of mix ‘n’ match, Accussage, is a welcome one. A combination of acupuncture, Reiki, and massage, it’s designed to promote Qi (energy) flow in the meridians, to clear blocked chakras, and to supplement energy-deficient meridians. If that means nothing to you, we’ll leave it at this: It’s an hour and a half of zoned-out bliss. Downright therapeutic. Heavenly, in fact.

You’d almost think God created it himself.

Available at Paul Labrecque West, in the Reebok Sports Club/NY, 160 Columbus Avenue, between 67th and 68th Streets; Paul Labrecque East, in The Chatham, 171 East 65th Street, at Third Avenue. For appointments at either location, call 212-988-7816.