Food & Drink

Good, Clean Fun

Move over, Rubber Ducky.

Them’s fightin’ words to some, but the rest of us have long since abandoned the yellow guy. These days tykes need bigger lures than a duck that doesn’t even quack. Or clean.

Squirty fish and water tints are enticing. So is Daddy’s hip-hop rendition of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.” But what about the actual task at hand?

Pisces Soap is a brill alternative to the ho-hum bar of Dove. Shaped like very real-looking delectables such as cupcakes, cheeseburgers, and bubblegum, and infused with chocolate, lemon, and vanilla scents, the cute-as-can-be soaps are detergent-free, nonalcoholic, and hypoallergenic. They contain essential oils and natural herbs that are so delicious they’ll send you running for the pantry once bath time is over.

Great. Now the bathtub’s the place where he can play with his food.

Available online at piscessoap.com.