June 13, 2003

Lying Solo

No One You Know Bedding

Tired of sleeping alone?

Careful what you wish for. Between cover larceny and toxic morning breath, sharing a bed often looks better on paper.

Or, for that matter, any two-dimensional format. No One You Know bedding makes it possible to banish loneliness while keeping the peskier aspects of companionship at bay. Designed with strangely charming generic human forms, the comforters designate the spots where each person should lie down.

Alternatively, the figure at your side can simply stand in for that imagined bedmate — much cleaner and blissfully devoid of annoying personality quirks. And this bedding does not discriminate: yearning for a partner of the same gender? No One You Know makes same-sex versions, too. So no matter what shape your desire, you can find yourself sleeping next to it.

Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

Available online at nooneyouknow.com.