Tee for One

If personalities were restricted to what is printed on T-shirts, the world would be overrun with “divas,” “princesses” and “li’l angels” (and “slobs”).

Kinda makes you shudder, huh?

Luckily, the people at No Company know that we’re more diverse than that. Veritable T-shirt revolutionaries, they’ve developed an individualized process that yields a one-of-a-kind top for each person. Fill out a fun questionnaire about the wearer — sort of a middle-school personality test turned Cosmo, which asks “Would this person enjoy an evening of debauchery?” and “What animal would you choose to be this person’s familiar?” The custom-made shirts are emblazoned with funky images inspired by the answers. (Don’t get too catty, though, especially if it’s a gift. The info you provide is sent along with the resulting tee.)

A perfect portrait? Maybe not.

But it’s gotta be better than “90% naughty.”

Available online at nocompany.com.