Where the animal kingdom’s concerned, you’re a lover, not a fighter.

So while you won’t be throwing a party for the skunk that lives under your house, you’re not out for blood, either. Those seeking a humane alternative to skunkocide go with Randy’s Animal Trapping and Removal. No nasty traps or poisons: Randy does it all with nothing more than a big ol’ butterfly net and a prayer. (Literally. He’s a devout Christian and not afraid to talk about it. A lot.) His lo-fi approach is nonetheless tremendously effective, as many a satisfied client can attest. With minimal stress to the stinker (or other pest) in question, he captures and relocates it to a more appropriate area, far from humans and their homes.

Because, though you do of course love all God’s creatures, you’d prefer to love some of them from a distance.

Randy’s Animal Trapping and Removal Service (310-960-4748).