The bon mots of the moment are:
Pricey; short for “expensive.” (Sure I like that place, but it’s kinda spenny.)
Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks.
Stalking someone via e-mail.
A hiatus from guys. (Thanks, but no thanks. I’m kind of on guyatus.)
Self-Centered Urban Male. Know any?
Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals …
Keep It Simple, Stupid.