Sagging is to beauty what rain is to a parade: a total spoiler. But with Pilates, hiking, and maybe some cardio booty yoga, you’ve got it pretty under control.

Still. What about your face? (No, flapping your gums all day doesn’t count.)

Fans swear that Dawn DaLuise’s galvanic facial does the trick. Using a low-frequency electric (galvanic) current, she’s able to tone and tighten facial muscles, banishing sags and bags.

This is no picnic, mind you. There will be no lounging while slathered in creams and lotions and reading InStyle. First comes cleansing, steaming, and extraction. Next DaLuise wraps your face in vitamin-soaked cotton compresses. Then she places an actual leather and metal mask over the compresses, ionizing the skin. (Expect comparisons to Hannibal Lecter.) Twenty minutes later you emerge with a glowing, perfect face.

Totally sag-free. And not a single crunch or rep.

Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery, 8543 Santa Monica Boulevard, at West Knoll Drive, suite 12 (310-659-1828).