Under Cover

Negative-attention-getter of the decade: the peeping thong.

As if anyone wants to see the skin both above and below the waistband of your undies.

Luckily, panty pushers are wising up to this unsavory flesh epidemic. And Underglam.com is the best of the bunch, selling the most adorable skivvies to sit pretty on the hips. Available in a host of appealing prints, from multicolor stripes to pink-on-brown florals to the ever popular cherries, they are underthings that actually stay under things. Which means no more surprise guest appearances at social gatherings. And no more unwanted attention from creepy voyeurs.

Because, think about it …

If underpants were meant to be seen by the whole world, they’d have called them something else.

Available online at underglam.com.