Are you one of the millions plagued by B.A.D. (Binge Accessory Disorder)?

Symptoms include surpressing the urge for the latest $900 Hogan, then indulging in multiple Gap knockoffs.

Billy Bag has just what the doctor ordered. The cheeky purses from Britain come in plenty of springy colors and shapes. The collection includes Smarties (bright canvas totes), Maltesers (floral-print purses), Curley Whirleys (straw carryalls), and Turkish Delights (sparkly suede satchels). Puppy love in the air? Opt for the Dalmatian Double Decker.

Billy Bag also makes T-shirts, flip-flops, and bathing suits for those suffering from A.D.D. (Apparel Deficit Disorder). Prices are professionally calibrated to ensure maximum enjoyment at minimum expenditure.

Sweet. Fun. Affordable. A cure for the common fashion craving.

NYC: Available at Henri Bendel, 712 Fifth Avenue, at 56th Street (212-247-1100).

LA: Available at Bettina Duncan at Fred Segal Santa Monica, 500 Broadway, at Fifth Street (310-458-6661).

Everywhere: To see styles, go to billybag.com. To find a retailer near you, call 514-223-1926 or e-mail tina@billybag.com.