We all agree: Coziness is a good thing. Good for you, in fact. Just ask your doctor.

But what happens when it goes too far? When does the diagnosis become lethargy or sloth?

Barefoot Dreams’ robes are essentially a case of maximum coziness. Wearers, beware: You may experience a complete loss of muscle control, irrepressible yawning, and, in some cases, a total inertia that can last for days and sometimes weeks. But four out of five doctors surveyed agree: Each impossibly soft, downy robe feels like a little chunk of heaven that’s so incredibly snuggly that being swaddled in one is like returning to the womb.

Designed for men and women from something called CozyChic Knit (quite scientific stuff, folks) and available in white, lilac, and sage, they’re destined to become your most beloved possession. (Just ask Oprah. She’s an addict.) Best of all, they actually get softer with each washing. Meaning there’s really no limit to the level of coziness you can reach.

No need to consult your doctor before purchase, though we do advise: Use at your own risk.

Available online at shopintuition.com.