So you’ve finally traded in your creaky undergraduate-era computer for one of those swanky iThings. And you’ll be damned if others are gonna smear their grubby hands all over it.

Whoa, buddy. Barbed wire is not the answer.

Acme Made’s iCovers are the safe and aesthetically pleasing solution to overzealous acquisitional pride. A team of Apple veterans, intimately familiar with Macs’ delicate curves, have designed a multifaceted line of defense for your precious possession: quilted satin shields for screens and keyboards; soft suede laptop covers; sleek, sturdy laptop bags; even a few items for renegade PC users. Fitted, flattering protection that discreetly whispers to your admirers “Hands off.”

Without cutting their hands off.

Available online at acmemade.com.